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What would you like to give?

Long may thou reign! By what name shall thy kingdom be known?

How much gold?

Thou hast died! Thy slayer hath plundered a share of thy purse; the rest of thy coins and thy utility items are lost, and thou art reduced to a peasant.

Thou didst start the fight that slew thee behind bars, so thou shalt respawn in the dungeon cell.

Promote ... to ...

Promote ... to knight for 1000 gold?

Wage: 1 coin per minute

How many fiefs shall be granted to ...?

1 fief

Crown tax: 0%

Of the taxes its lord collects, this share passes to the crown.

Tax rate: 0%

This share of their winnings, harvest and fish alike, shall be thine.

Set my rank:

Set my gold:

Perfect luck (never lose in the slot machine) Jail always full (the gate refuses a new prisoner) Idle kick (off locally, on in production: ten minutes of nothing shows you out) Knights paid every 5 s instead of every minute

Local-only mode (no join throttle, and guests choose their own name) Everyone owns every item (rank still decides what may be worn) Spawn bot crowd (local only, for FPS profiling)

Wipe for testing:

Draw over the game:

Fish that may bite (none ticked = all, by their usual odds):

Creel and journal:

Clothes are thine forever, so thou must have an account to buy them.

Make one now and keep thy coins, thy class and thy standing. Thou shalt not even leave the realm.

Choose thy name and sign up.

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